Puffies Blants
Puffies Blants
Puffies Blants
Your blanket just became wearable. Sherpa-lined, impossibly plush, and designed for people who never want to take them off. This is what happens when ultimate comfort meets actual style.
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Materials
Materials
The blanket you never want to take off, now in pants form. We combined plush sherpa with soft bubble gauze (280 GSM total) to create that "I'm living in this" level of comfort.
The sherpa interior isn't your typical scratchy fleece situation - it's the soft, stays-soft kind that actually breathes so you can wear these all day without overheating. The 70/30 polyester-nylon blend means they hold their shape and that cloud-like texture doesn't fade after a few washes.
Built thick enough to feel like a legit blanket, but with enough stretch and structure that you can actually move, walk to class, hit the movies, or just commit to a full day of elevated lounging.
Fit & Sizing
Fit & Sizing
These run slightly oversized (intentionally - maximum coziness requires room to exist). High-rise waistband with a thick stretchy band that stays put without digging in.
Inseam lengths:
- XS: 28" (up to 5'2")
- S: 32" (up to 5'7")
- M: 36" (up to 6')
- L: 40" (6'+)
When in doubt between sizes, size up - you want that full blanket-on-your-legs experience.
Shipping & Returns
Shipping & Returns
Ships same day (because when you discover blanket pants exist, waiting isn't an option).
At $98? Yes, they're an investment. But you're getting king & queen treatment you'll actually wear every single day. Think cost per cozy moment, not cost per pants. These replace your regular loungewear, your blanket, and probably your will to wear jeans ever again.
Not satisfied? Standard return policy applies. But based on our customers who own 3+ pairs... you're probably gonna keep them.
The Coziest Thing You'll Ever Wear
Imagine your favorite blanket became pants. That's Puffies Blants - a plush sherpa-lined experience that wraps your legs in ridiculous comfort. They're not sweatpants. They're not loungewear. They're something you've never seen before, and once you try them, you won't want to take them off.
Your New All-Day Uniform
These aren't just for lazy Sundays. Puffies Blants are for cold morning classes, movie theater marathons, plane rides, and every moment in between. They're for people who refuse to choose between comfort and actually living their life. Bed rot in style. Leave the house without leaving the cozy behind.
Built Thick, Fits Perfect
280 GSM sherpa and bubble gauze construction means these hit different than anything else you own. The stretchy waistband stays snug without digging in.
All of your questions, answered
What exactly are Puffies Blants?
What exactly are Puffies Blants?
Think of them as the lovechild between your favorite blanket and the comfiest pants you've ever worn. They're sherpa-lined pants with a bubble gauze exterior that give you that "wrapped in a blanket" feeling while you're actually up and moving around. It's a completely new category - not quite loungewear, not quite a blanket - but the best parts of both.
Will these make me overheat?
Will these make me overheat?
We get this question a lot. Here's the difference: the bubble gauze exterior creates breathability that traditional all-sherpa items don't have. The 280 GSM fabric blend is specifically designed to keep you cozy without turning you into a walking sauna. That said, if you run extremely hot or live somewhere tropical, these are probably overkill. They're made for people who are always cold or love that extra layer of warmth without bulk.
How do I know what size to get?
How do I know what size to get?
We've sized these specifically for different heights:
- XS (28" inseam): Up to 5'2"
- S (32" inseam): Up to 5'7"
- M (36" inseam): Up to 6'
- L (40" inseam): 6'+
Keep in mind our sizing runs slightly oversized compared to most loungewear brands, so if you're between heights, size down for a more fitted look or stick with your height range for a relaxed fit. The thick stretchy waistband adjusts to your body, so there's flexibility built in.
Can I wear these outside the house?
Can I wear these outside the house?
Absolutely. People wear them to college classes, movie theaters, airports, even outdoor winter events. They look put-together enough to not be "pajamas in public" but comfortable enough that you'll forget you're wearing pants. That's kind of the whole point.
How do I wash them without ruining the sherpa?
How do I wash them without ruining the sherpa?
Machine wash cold, tumble dry low. The sherpa lining is designed to maintain its softness through regular washing. Pro tip: wash them inside-out to keep the exterior looking fresh longer and avoid any pilling on the sherpa side.
Can I sleep in these?
Can I sleep in these?
You can, but fair warning - customers tell us these are so comfortable they never want to take them off, which might make your actual bedtime routine awkward. Some people change into different pajamas just to mentally separate "awake cozy time" from "sleep time." Do with that information what you will.